The Comic
Saturday, February 12, 2011
People have been figuratively begging me to create an "awesome online comic with an intuitive new interface to interact with said comic" about my experience with Samsung.
Well, today, their prayers have been high-fived.
The "awesome online comic with an intuitive new interface to interact with said comic" is now complete. It re-explains my ordeal in an easy to digest format with fun images and colourful wording for the whole family.
But what sets it apart from anything ever conceived is the game-changing magicalutionary new interface. If Samsung date-raped Apple and then gave birth out of moral obligation, this interface would be the outcome. It unites Samsung's laziness and carelessness with Apple's intuitiveness and pretentiousness.
This interface is not just a magicalutionary technical achievement… it's a new way of life.
My Mission
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Until I eventually get bored, or until I'm the target of a Bourne Identity-type conspiracy orchestrated by Samsung, I'll be updating this web log with the most up-to-date anti-Samsung news, propaganda and anything I can make up that will make Samsung not like me that much.
Stay tuned! Tuned! Tuned!
The Story
Monday, July 12, 2010
In April, 2010, I came to the end of a life-long ordeal.
It all started around October last year when the Samsung monitor I had recently purchased decided to give birth to some dead pixels in the form of vertical streaks. No big deal I thought. I was still very much within the warranty period so all I’d need to do was give Samsung a call and go claim me some good ol’ fashioned warranty.
Little did I know, I was blindly heading into an endless loop of frustration which I’ve named: Samsung’s Circle of Stupidity (dun-dun-daaaah).
As you’ll soon discover, Samsung’s Circle of Stupidity (SCS) isn’t an awesomely fun amusement park ride that it sounds like. Unlike George W. Bush who is also labelled stupid but still awesomely fun(ny), SCS is no fun at all. And it is much, much more annoying. SCS’s mission statement would go along the lines of this:
It all started around October last year when the Samsung monitor I had recently purchased decided to give birth to some dead pixels in the form of vertical streaks. No big deal I thought. I was still very much within the warranty period so all I’d need to do was give Samsung a call and go claim me some good ol’ fashioned warranty.
Little did I know, I was blindly heading into an endless loop of frustration which I’ve named: Samsung’s Circle of Stupidity (dun-dun-daaaah).
As you’ll soon discover, Samsung’s Circle of Stupidity (SCS) isn’t an awesomely fun amusement park ride that it sounds like. Unlike George W. Bush who is also labelled stupid but still awesomely fun(ny), SCS is no fun at all. And it is much, much more annoying. SCS’s mission statement would go along the lines of this:
I Welcome You
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Hi, and welcome to this web log.
To cut a long story short, when I was born I liked computers. Then about a year ago I bought a computer monitor to use with my computer. It was a Samsung monitor.
And then it stopped working good.
This website exists to shed light on what it was like to go through a warranty claim with Samsung, the proud parent of the multiverse's most idiotic customer service department.
Next up: the full un-edited PG-13 story.
To cut a long story short, when I was born I liked computers. Then about a year ago I bought a computer monitor to use with my computer. It was a Samsung monitor.
And then it stopped working good.
This website exists to shed light on what it was like to go through a warranty claim with Samsung, the proud parent of the multiverse's most idiotic customer service department.
Next up: the full un-edited PG-13 story.
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